
His dick stretches across his pelvis and settles against his outer thigh. The human brain needs several seconds to reconcile the sight. “But I’m a Yankees fan, and that comes first.”įalcon packs his penis to the left and buttons his pants. “People are going to stare at my dick,” he acknowledges.
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He will need his full supply of gear to attend a game of this consequence – glove, empty bag, yearbook and a pair of authentic Yankees pinstripe pants two sizes too small. Today, Falcon’s beloved Yankees play the Mets at Yankee Stadium. When erect, Falcon’s penis generates enough heat to warm hands – campfire style – from a distance of six inches. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. Those who have witnessed it describe it as “grotesque,” “gorgeous,” “hideous” and “stunning.” Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sexorgans. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. Jonah Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect. Most men – about eighty-seven percent – are between five and seven inches. The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. They looked, Jonah thought, to be in the presence of God. Pinned inside the toilet stall, pants scrunched around his ankles, he saw a new expression in the eyes of the boys. But Jonah didn’t run away or close his eyes. All he knew was that the silence and the staring boys made him want to burst out of the stall and run away. He was unaware that his organ was already longer, thicker and heavier than any owned by his class-mates’ fathers. Jonah did not know it was unusual for a ten-year-old boy to have an eight-inch penis. His classmates, as many as could wedge themselves around the perimeter of the stall, had hoisted themselves up to peer at what Jonah had exposed.

He looked up and saw fingers wrapped over the top of his stall. At first, he wondered if everyone had run away.

Locker-room noises ricocheted outside as Jonah dropped his pants. Like many ten-year-olds, the boy was modest and decided to change into his swimsuit in a bathroom stall. When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool.
